Of Ox and Dragon

The Chinese horoscope has 12 type of animals: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Snake, Dragon, etc.
The Chinese believe that there are some animals which don't get along together.. so when choosing for your significant other, you have to choose one who is born of certain years (and therefore of certain Chinese horoscope animal) and then, both of you will live in harmony.

I have always known that I have problem with someone who is a Dragon. Ox and Dragons don't get along well. The Dragon is a pain in the neck to the Ox. I remember one movie quote "how can one love a pebble in one's shoe?". People who are born in the Year of the Dragon are the pebbles in my shoe. I know, because one of my sisters is born on the Year of the Dragon and she gets on my nerves ALL the time .. heh heh heh... I think if she ever found out about this, I am dead!

Anyway, I was in adiscussion today when a slip of paper fell out of my notepad. Upon picking it up, I saw that it was a medical certificate from Bonnie. I glanced at the MC and found out she's born on the Year of The Dragon!!!

TA DAAAA! My theory is right! Just like Ancient Egyptians and their 5,000 years of Civilization revolved around worshiping God, the Chinese has thousands of years of history and beliefs and these cannot go wrong too! I am no good with Dragons.

I do get along very well with Ox, Rats and Monkeys, though.

Give me a buzz if you are any of those and we can set up a blind date :P


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