Look ma! I have a Secret Admirer

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These days, I have been getting pranks sms:
SMS: I miss you so much. it is hard not able to be true :-(

Who the heck was that? Must be some really pokai friend. I can think of a few. Nvm. Let's play along...

Me: I miss you too but you have to tell me which of my girlfriends are you.
SMS: How come you did not reply to my calls and messages? I thought what we had was special. you said it so...
Me: Well, that's because of the many deranged, psychotic girls that keeps on pestering me.
SMS: I hope you can give me a chance to talk things through. I miss you and dont want to loose you.

Obviously mentally sick. Can't even spell properly.

Me: Nah. No thanks. My heart is with someone else at the moment.
SMS: I dont believe you are so cruel . I have known you for a year and you definitely dont look like it . I was hoping we could start being friends?

Hmm.. sounds like someone who really knows me. ZK? He's capable of such games as he has played this a few times. Anyway, I am watching The Incredibles, so ignore.. ignore..

SMS: Why are you ignoring me?
Me: Watching movie.

Next morning.

SMS: Sorry to disturb you yesterrday .i am not ready to tell you who i am but i do see you most working days . I am not crazy but i do like you alot. How old are you?

BONNIE? Bonnie, is that you???

Me: Truthfully, I don't think I know you. Perhaps you have the wrong number? What's your name anyway?
SMS: Ops maybe i got the wrong number but i doubt it. Are you a girl or a guy? What is your name ?

AHA! GOTCHA. Just because I have a girly name does not mean I am your dream girl, prick! Go haunt someone else.

Me: I am a man and I asked you your name first.
SMS: My name is kat, you are [ringgit] right?

OMG! Kat! He/she knows me! Must be that ai jai in the office. I quickly message the ai jai.. Did you disturbed me? He said no - he's not so childish. He quickly dial the number. It rang but nobody picks up.

Me: You got my name right but I don't know any kat.
SMS: Well my real name is not kat but I assume you know who i am as you did call a while ago using youroffice number am i right? Ha ha

Very funny, Psycho.
But.. how did he/she knows that it is from my office? He/she's working in my company?

Me: Well, if I wanted to call you, I'd have use my handphone and not hide behind an anonymous number.

There you go! Eat this coward!

No messages. Then weekend came.

SMS: Hello again ! What are you doing? You know who i am yet?
Me: Nope. Are you going to tell me your name or are you still interested in playing this game?
SMS: The fun is in the chase not the catch... :) what did you do last weekend?

Here. I totally ignore and decided not to reply. What a freak!

Sigh, when you look this good.. you always get harrass. What to do.. what to do... :P

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