Harry
My dog Harry is totally usesless. I don't mind if he's useless, but he's also very stuck up. He's like a cat in a dog skin. Have you heard of dogs who ignore their owners? Only a cat does that. Dogs adore owners. Well, not my dog.
Something hilarious happened yesterday night. It was a cool night after a heavy downpour. The wind was blowing and I decided to open the front door to let the cool air into our living room. I left the door open and continue playing Space Rangers 2. Suddenly, there was a loud bang. The wind blew my wooden door shut. I came out of the room to open it again and saw a cat in the living room. The loud noise woke Harry up and he saw the cat and stared at it for a minute. The cat flew upstairs. Harry realized it's a cat and started barking. The funny thing is, he didn't see that the cat ran upstairs. So there he was, running around our furnitures in circles, sniffing and barking non stop looking for the cat. I think that if it wasn't for the noise from the slamming door, the cat would probably be scratching Harry's balls and he wouldn't have known it. What a hopeless dog!
Just the other day, my sister caught him barking at this drain for almost 15 minutes. He just barked and barked and barked. My sister went to investigate. When he saw my sis investigating the drain, he slowly crept towards the drain. When he found that there was nothing there, then he stopped barking and quietly go back into the house. I mean, he must have caught a rat or something in the drain and without using his brains, just barked non stop even though the object of his attention were already miles away. He has no balls to even walk towards the drain and bark. See la? Hopeless or not?
Something hilarious happened yesterday night. It was a cool night after a heavy downpour. The wind was blowing and I decided to open the front door to let the cool air into our living room. I left the door open and continue playing Space Rangers 2. Suddenly, there was a loud bang. The wind blew my wooden door shut. I came out of the room to open it again and saw a cat in the living room. The loud noise woke Harry up and he saw the cat and stared at it for a minute. The cat flew upstairs. Harry realized it's a cat and started barking. The funny thing is, he didn't see that the cat ran upstairs. So there he was, running around our furnitures in circles, sniffing and barking non stop looking for the cat. I think that if it wasn't for the noise from the slamming door, the cat would probably be scratching Harry's balls and he wouldn't have known it. What a hopeless dog!
Just the other day, my sister caught him barking at this drain for almost 15 minutes. He just barked and barked and barked. My sister went to investigate. When he saw my sis investigating the drain, he slowly crept towards the drain. When he found that there was nothing there, then he stopped barking and quietly go back into the house. I mean, he must have caught a rat or something in the drain and without using his brains, just barked non stop even though the object of his attention were already miles away. He has no balls to even walk towards the drain and bark. See la? Hopeless or not?
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