Thursday, February 03, 2005

Si Lai Sark Sau

The title is a term in Cantonese which literally means, Aunty Asassin. This term is used for a person whom old ladies fancy, not in a gigolo, sex-related way, but in a more maternal, I-wish-you-were-my-son/daughter/in-law way.

I am one such person. Any girls can take me to their home and their mothers will absolutely love me. My friends' mothers adore me. ZipD's grandmother always says she "sayang" me during CNY. And just the other day, ST, Anti-Ringgit's aunt's mother declared that I am like a god-son.

Hmm... this is *definitely* not the effect from the Egyptian oil. That one attracts young and pretty girls. So what could attract the old ladies? I wonder... maybe it's the innocent look or the proper manners. I wonder if this trait is even complimentary or a "you are a mommy boy" laugh in your face insult. Food for thoughts. Hmm...

Perhaps I can even start a business. Anyone who needs a temp boyfriend to appease the parents can hire me by the hours. LOL!

3 comments:

Bahija said...

LOL ! Ur creative biz idea came at the right time. CNY is next week, the girls can hire you and shout others's mouth ... this biz is hot cake in China now, especially during this festive season.

BTW, u 'innocent' look ? :P ( expecting anti-ringgit's comment )

Bahija said...

LOL ! Ur creative biz idea came at the right time. CNY is next week, the girls can hire you and shut others's mouth ... this biz is hot cake in China now, especially during this festive season.

BTW, u 'innocent' look ? :P ( expecting anti-ringgit's comment )

rotitelur said...

This is good, you have one less thing to prepare when comes to time for you to meet the in law.

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